Last night, was ASSLEYS awesome birthday party! I got there super early, and had the most grueling, sweaty battle of baloon keepy'ups with her little sister. Her sister won, but whatever!
So people arrived, FINALLY, and we stood on the sidewalk and cars honked. Twas epic! There were some seriously mean costumes: Check out Sam!
Anywho, these are some snaps, of the insane fun that went down at Assleys Bday Party
Tom re-connected his FOB roots.
Eddy was a girl. I know.
The three amigos: Incredible Amy, Sarah Potter and Gemma the Hoee 
Couch chilling was fun, apart from the things they threw at me! Directing attention at Tom's girlish *sigh* facials.
Doing the leadership dance!
Amy looked at me and I jizzed in my pants.
Sums up my overal vibe at the party: scared, vunerable little picked on girl. Tom's a jerk too.
Hrmm, other awesome things we did...
We played keepy up's baloon outside, in the soggy muddy grass. I nearly stacked it on my ass so many times, went skidding arms flailing! Tennis ball catch was fun too, but I got mega-mud splattered. OMG how could I forget, we had glow-sticks! So we decided to splatter one another with the acidic radioactive juice, and man, we glowed like sea ananeome!
Had an epic time at Ashleys, thanked her mum for the divine food I ate, and so we rolled to my spanish amigo's crib! At Amy's we played DONKEY, which was just Spoons (why didn't you guys tell me? I'm not too bad at spoons - cough Tom sucks). Also, I accidently let another of my hush hush embarassing things slip, and the boys rofled like you wouldn't believe it. Damnit. AND I totally blabbed about the D word in front of Tom, who wasn't meant to know. Urgh - idiot.
So the boys left and the real fun started. I tag teamed on Amy with her devil twins to say 'Hoiiii' or 'Oh yeah' but man, she hates it! We Msn'ed each other from the same couch and
OMG I held her snake! She was so little but pretty, and she loved me! Tom tried to entice the snake to bite me, baha, failed! Did I mention i'm in the club now? Dash loves me and licks me silly and Mendy's mum gave me pizza. Im in fo sureee.
Haha - that's enough for now, I'll have more later. Just finished english visuals, time to make palm cards, do Chem homework, Sor research.....and much more.
I lost. (legs it)
Melanie xx
Infertile at the age of sixteen Tash not good! Come play soccer instead, your genitalia will be slightly safer :P
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