This morning, I walked into my room to get dressed and found a strange package on my pillow. Confused, I picked it up and observed. Odd, it looks rather like...A CEREAL BOX FREEBIE!! Awesome, haven't had one in years. Turns out, Rob discovered the stunning steal in his Corn Flakes.
So now I had this ninja band, the Kung Fu Panda one from the ads! I can finally test my true kung fu skills.
If I knew how to make the darn thing work! We all know ninja's wear headbands, but it was a little short. Ah, reading instructions helps. So, with the little contraption on my wrist, I was ready. This is the moment where my ultimate ninjaness would completely pwn this toy
Ready, set, HI-YA! What!? No sound? I'm not ninja enough for a KELLOGS toy! LIES!
I tried shaking it like a feral dog. That didn't work either, so I came to the conclusion that I was the lucky customer to recieve the already dead battery ninja armlet. Yay. So, to punish the toy for trying to degrade my awesome ninja ability I decided to get to the root of the problem.
Take that Shifu! SNIP SNIP, scissors beat your wooshi finger hold anyday.
Discovering the silly battery inside, after shredding the material of the armlet - felt pretty good. Whatever kung fu, I'll stick to Tae Kwon Do.
Too fast for the eye (webcam) to see. You'll be hit by my flurry of fury before you even realise I moved. Ohhh yeah!
Melanie xx
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