Today was super fun! I'll start at the beginning...
Well, the only real highlight of my school day, apart from Chemistry experiment actually working for once, was netball. Haha - today was hilarious because I was defending and intercepted these crazy air balls, whilst screaming, ' SUCK SHIT, NOOOOO' and using my force palm. Haha, everyone dropped nuts!
After that, Scupppy Vy and I did some asian dancing, got in touch with my ethnic roots and then we walked home!
OOH - Sup guy update! Let me set the scene.
Sarah and Gemma are walking home and because Sarah was lazy, she made me carry her bag as well as mine, so I was packhorsing one on both sides. Just as we were nearly in our driveway, I looked up and noticed a bunch of guys ahead. 'Oh shit, Sup Guy', I murmured to Sarah. There he was, in all his slightly ethnic, cap glory, with about nine other ghetto guys. I was like, 'Oi Scups, hurry and we can get in my driveway before they walk past', and we noticed their group go suspiciously quiet. Wait for it, this is the best bit.
As we turned into the driveway, they let out a chorus of, 'Oahhhh, Nooo, HAHAHAH' and Sarah and I dropped nuts! They were very obviously planning to approach us girls, and us randomly ducking off down the driveway floored them good! They left with parting calls of, ' Step aside LADIES', as they walked past and it truly made our day. Very, very funnny, but now he knows where I live - Fuck.
Anywho! Scups helped dolly me up for the chill sess with the boys! Thanks babe, she did my hair something epic short and I looked pretty decent. Mmm, ended up rocking up and meeting Sam, Rhys, Luther, Damo, Nick and some other guys Sam knew I think. Unfortunately Alice in Wonderland was booked up, so we went and sat on some grass near the pool. They're seriously hilarious guys, and Damo's a sick dude. They gay raped each other a lot, told me explicitly about Gape and Gimps (oh boys) and we laughed and checked out the Emo guys, short skirt Jap hoes and jogging men. Rhys liked the jogging man.
As a joke, Sam said I should get a F.T.B tat, so here it is. Love it? Lump it?
Im joshing you all, its hand drawn with pen. Come on, this is Gemma we're talking about!
But yeah, call out to the boys, thanks for a good night of paying out me. Truly enjoyed it!
That's about it for things, enjoy your night and study hard dear procrastinating viewers.
Melanie xx
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