Sad Departure

4th December: NEWS OF MY LEAVINGS: Location: Melanie's Room & Neighbour's backyard

Alas! Alack! Oh WOE to me! Or perhaps, WOE to you! For a terrible crisis has befallen mankind.

I'm leaving to Woodgate tommorrow....for a week.

Woah - calm down people, no need to start a riot.

Yes i know, this means, you won't get your daily funnies from me - but it cant be helped! Im FIVE hours away from Brissy, there's not net in the god forsaken country im going to.

Okay thats a lie, im staying in a holiday rental, they got no net.
But don't fear my little followers, i shall be loyal and dutiful in my duty to record the insane holiday on film/camera and write notes so that I can impart with you - my impressive adventures.

How about a little background ey? For you people who are like, Woodgate who?

Woodgate is a small town (does it even qualify as that?) thats located on a beach an hour from hervey bay and Bundaberg. Its got two general stores, two restraunts, a pub and a small doctor surgery and hairdresser. Yeah that's it. Did i mention, of those two general stores, the better one is a good 30min bike ride too :D Because they sell the best chicken.

ANOTHER thing, all food is sold out by lunch, so unless your gonaa scout for oysters or something washed up on the beach (Kangaroo - trust me, i saw one with a shark bite in its leg - dont ask how, just believe).

So you're saying, a beach, whoopie, why would I, whose stuck at home, care about YOU, who'se going to the beach?! WELL SHAME ON YOU - care a little ey?

This aint just a beach, its like fun zone. Here's the general day to day life.

Breakfast - dad's fresh homemade bread, now feed the dog, get your togs on because the suns okay before 11. Get wet, ride on inflatable tubes, and capsise caiyaks, run off the beach when a 'shark' which turns out to be a dolphin is sighted. Go home, collapse on couch, eat chicken rolls for lunch, watch a soppy movie or play video games, Go beaching, surfing, bogey boarding, or if the swell's low, take a long walk with the dog. Nightime, go pub or bowls club for dinner, laugh at the country channel they play, get on stage and fool around, try to finish a meal of carbonara - fail miserably. get home, snuggle up in the double bed with Sarah ( mhmm - you read right ) and then try to get to bed with the scary orange light.....

Now try to capture all that fun, on video! Yes, that will be one very tired camera.

I think, ill bring the camera along to all functions, like dinner and whatnot, because that would be hilarious.

Anyway, you're really confused, because shudn't i be happy im going away to a beach to perve on the (non-existant) guy population. WELL NO. IM SAD, BECAUSE IM LEAVING ALL YOU PEOPLE I LOVE FOR A WEEK. AND I WANTED TO SHARE MY CHRISTMAS JOURNEY WITH YOU (sobs) Don't look at me like that, i do love you all, so maybe i don't allways say it, but i love you guys XD SAPPY CHRISTMAS FEELINGS. So here's the deal, ill make sure to make HILARIOUS woodgate videos, of me tripping over and stuff - if you promise to come out with me when i return on the 12th, so after the 12th, i wanna see thousands of invites to come and join you in the christmas joys!

That means basketball for you boys, and shopping for you girls. Come on, snap to it. I would organise it, but im out of contact for a WEEEEEEK.

Hear from me in a week my babies.

Wish me luck, love and lucisous boys to seduce. Mm - i am wicked.

Melanie xx