3rd December: DONT EAT MUSTARD: Location: Melanie's Room
Take a long hard look. Do you feel hungry? Repulsed? Or maybe sexually turned on.
I dont care what you feel - remember this.
Do. Not. Taste.
MUSTARD LIKE IN THE AMERICAN MOVIES TASTES LIKE CRAP.
My perfect, hot dog dinner, was torture. Never again - Mustard American Style.
Die.
Respect the weiner.
Melanie xx
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