Okay, there's something I need to get off my chest...I've had it for a while, don't look at me like that, it's really hard to quit at! I. Have. Hoarding Disease.
HAHA - had you worried ;)
But yeah, no joke, I hoard profusely! I'm talking, confectionary goods from last christmas I still have in the fridge, Jelly beans from my birthday and ALL my friends items I can get my sneaky hands on. Want proof? Well, all the foods been cleared out, because when I wrote that I realised, that's not quite healthy, but here's all the items i CURRENTLY have in my possession (to return or not to return..)
All these things (Gavens Kayne West shades, shiny aviator shades, dog tag, guitar, Jo's hat, Sarah's shades + millions of Sarah's things that i now own, including that top i'm wearing - shh don't tell Sarah, she complains I stretch them :P )
Have been and will be temporarily/permantly GEMMA PROPERTY. Yup, guard wallet's phone's and anything, because i'll claim it mine for the day, even though i have ZERO intention to steal in a malicious way. I have a messed up guilt moral system, if you ask me, 'Did you take my wallet' I CANT LIE to you, I'll fesss up sobbbing mercy and hand back your goods.
:D Watch out, its contagious, head to your local GP for you vaccine for HLGD - Hoarding Like Gemma Disease. You've been warned.
Melanie xx
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