Carindale Foolishery

21st December: Carindale Foolishery: Location: Carindale, Melanie's home

Well, I don't expect you to lol at anything I write today, because basically, it's all 'you had to be there' funny shit that we did today!

But here goes anyway :P

Today, i awoke with that feeling in my bones, of, hell yeah, its holidays and im feeling pepped! We'll that's a bit of a lie, because I was dead tired. Way too many late nights lately.

So, I got to C'dale with rentals at about 9:00am and on our journey to find mum's xmas pressie, we headed to Target. Now, target had a sale on calendars, and because im such a responsible child, i needed a calendar for next year. As you can imagine, Gemma was oohing and aahhhing over the cute baby animal and kitten calendars, and I go to mum, yup I want the baby ducklings one! However mum turns to me and says in her seedy voice, ' Oh but Gemma, wouldn't you prefer THIS one?' *waggly eyebrows*

She held up, a calendar titled. The Boys. Mhm. No joke, this calendar is ALL images of, gleaming, wet, shirtless (sometimes pantless, but its all covered) MEN. NOT JUST MEN, BUT HEAVILY RIPPED MEN. As Gaven and Jo put it, when they held this calendar, it made them look gay. Of course, being GEMMA (cough not Melanie) I heeded my mum's advice that I would work MUCH better next year if I wrote my important dates on the distracting man candy calendar, and purchased said calendar. Man, the look on the checkout chick's face was priceless.

After this event, I met Gaven at EZYWAY and got myself the regular. Large Taro with pearls - Yum, tastes like sweet nectar honey! Jo eventually toodled along, and basically to cut a long story short - gaven bought his family xmas presents, they both bought ME SOMETHING MYSTERIOUS for xmas and I....basically scabbed all day! Anyway, there's more than that - heres the fun things i did today!

1. Boys LIE. Okay, i need some proof. hrmm, well lets start with JO. To understand his LIE, you must first know his HERITAGE. He is FILO so i was like, ISLANDY ASIAN? Basically, the image I got was, this asian on an island with palm trees, breaking coconuts on rocks. Mmm, wierd i know! However he strengthened this image by telling me, his people eat a lot of food with their hands - AHUH cave mennnn.

Anywho, he says to me, 'I dont know how to use chopsticks, I eat noodles with my hands.'

Me being the trusting, kind, understanding person I am, turned to GAVEN for confirmation of this said fact, he did confirm this! Then at the foodcourts, when we bought RAMEN (mmm it was good) Jo returns with half the napkin tray! He said, IT WAS FOR HIS HANDS BECAUSE ITS MESSY EATING WITH YOUR HANDS. OMG - so you can see why I believed!

However. Boys lie. And when Jo snapped his chopsticks and very co-ordinatedly started eating, i T.T'ed his ass. Stupid boys!

2. On the topic of calendars. I was showing JO the SEXY MEN calendar, when he noticed the SEXY LADY calendars, in particular, a calendar of two women embracing. He THEN SAID TO ME, ' LOOK GEMMA, buy that one to learn some positions for you and Sarah to try!'

I proceeded to angry stalk/chase him in my heels around the whole food court and complex. RAWR - he ran like a scared bunny!! Stupid boys!

However, it's okay if they are stupid, for the fact is, girls are better. You ask how i can say such a thing? WELL. I happpened to DEFEAT Gaven at tekken today with the BEAR (yeah bitch ill bite your head RAWR) and i also won JUICED (we rented the Xbox in the library). So HA- and don't try whining about how you won the other 43 matches, you know deep down, i flogged your sorry ass.

Ooh, you know those cool pick up stuffed animal rigged machines? The ones that suck up your money somehow and spit out the shittiest item after you spent $30? Yeah well, today i was making progress on my ongoing mission to CLAIM A STUFFED ANIMAL FROM IT, and i acheived: about 5 cute bouncy balls and negative $MILLIONS debt

YAY BOUNCY BALLS, look at the positive kids - don't gamble :P Let responsible/stupid people like Gemma do that for you!

What else happenned today? Mostly you had to be there moments like a shirt for Gaven saying Dumb and a shirt for Jo saying blonde, and then they stand beside each other. Ngawwww. Also, by the end of the trip, Jo and Gaven got sugar low/high wasted, and were being asses about ONE little thing i did. I sorta emphasised the word CD because i thought they said SEEDY. (yeah you get me) So I went, 'Oh you mean a cee dash DEEEEEE' So from then on, they repeated ANY sign in that manner.

Jo also teased me about my UGHHHHH? retarted response when i dont quite understand what your talking about :P And and and , we had an epic game of, who can steal the coin, where the boys flicked coins across the tabel while i tried to nab them. Then if i got one, theyd K.O my hand, tickle me, resort to dirty tactics like licking, stealing my RED BULL and whatnot! Man, i saw at least 3 other tables watching our game :P Hahah hilarious! We also watched Planet 51 - haha you can say its a kids movie, but i thought it was EPIC, i love the doggyyyyyy. acid peee <3>

Anyway, this post is lacking images, so ill just spam whatever i can find into it ey? HAHAHAH

Dont supply alchohol to minors. You don't know WHAT it'll do!

Love you all, almost christmas!

Melanie XX