30th November, G.D.O – Location: Melanie’s Home & Sizzler’s
Today was eventful to say the least. Waking up at 7:30 and shitting myself because I was late for sarah’s arrival. Any who, the party begun, with Rhys ringing,
Rhys: ‘Hey Melanie, which one is your house?’
Just for me to laugh when I walk out the driveway and he’s standing 5 metres from my house with Amy in tow. Starting off with some good old paying out of Rhys and his Award worthy bad luck with ladies, not to mention his attractivness to SEEDOPHILES
Seedophile: (noun) a very seedy pedophile. Yes I hear you saying, all pedophiles are seedy, well however, some glance around the room suspiciously, because well, they’re suspicious.
Eventually, the whole gang, Sam, Rhys, Cindy, Vy, Amy, Sarah and Gaven arrived, so we mingled playing some guitar hero. The boys thought it would be humorous to sing along to songs like, Ring of Fire and whatnot, wow I WISH I caught that on camera.
Today was eventful to say the least. Waking up at 7:30 and shitting myself because I was late for sarah’s arrival. Any who, the party begun, with Rhys ringing,
Rhys: ‘Hey Melanie, which one is your house?’
Just for me to laugh when I walk out the driveway and he’s standing 5 metres from my house with Amy in tow. Starting off with some good old paying out of Rhys and his Award worthy bad luck with ladies, not to mention his attractivness to SEEDOPHILES
Seedophile: (noun) a very seedy pedophile. Yes I hear you saying, all pedophiles are seedy, well however, some glance around the room suspiciously, because well, they’re suspicious.
Eventually, the whole gang, Sam, Rhys, Cindy, Vy, Amy, Sarah and Gaven arrived, so we mingled playing some guitar hero. The boys thought it would be humorous to sing along to songs like, Ring of Fire and whatnot, wow I WISH I caught that on camera.
Moving on to Ping pong the epic asian challenge begun, using crab technique, there were many shots suspiciously directed at certain people.
ONE CENTIMETRE RHYS, ONE CENTIMETRE closer.
Once the boys had enough of playing ping pong, they moved their attention to my poor, innocent dog. Tia was molested, put on bouncy balls, hung in the air and cradled like a koala and boy was she freaked out.
Yes, my dog has asian hair, yes she’s from Japan, yes Rhys, she is asian, it explains the hair.
On the topic of Rhys (glares), he happened to CHEAT his white boy awss (enlighs accent) off, playing chess today. Four player chess, he had control of the GOLD pimping team, sexy silver team and crazy cream team, and all I had was booty black team, YET he had to expoloit low, dirty tactics to kill my faithful warriors. I would turn away, and queens had traveled in horse shaped movements (shakes head) it was insanity, not to mention he got VERY intense about his gold team winning. :P
Yes, my dog has asian hair, yes she’s from Japan, yes Rhys, she is asian, it explains the hair.
On the topic of Rhys (glares), he happened to CHEAT his white boy awss (enlighs accent) off, playing chess today. Four player chess, he had control of the GOLD pimping team, sexy silver team and crazy cream team, and all I had was booty black team, YET he had to expoloit low, dirty tactics to kill my faithful warriors. I would turn away, and queens had traveled in horse shaped movements (shakes head) it was insanity, not to mention he got VERY intense about his gold team winning. :P
Chill out Rhys, just a game.
Anyway, after Rhys had his moment of glory, we trekked to SIZZLERS. The boys were very mature and fitter than I had expected, calling out, ‘Are we there yet’, a few dozen times. =.= After the long, sweltering ordeal, we got in, and paid and sat down.
O.M.G the CHOICE. All you can eat PASTA, or perhaps, NACHOS or if you like, MOUSSE but the one that tickles the most’s fancy was ALL YOU CAN EAT ICECREAM. Oh yeahhh. We were a little feral, and Sam’s manners hadn’t improved one bit:
Sam: ‘ Ready! I’ll be polite now’
Waiter: ‘ May I take your plates now?’
Sam: ‘ YES PLEASE’ *stares boldly at waiter in a way HE thinks was polite*
Sigh, Sam, when will you learn. :D Apologies to Samuel, I always hurt his feelings. Sizzler also featured hilarious conversations on colours of cu and whatnot, Haha, Gaven’s ashamed face :D Priceless. We also spiked drinks with salt and pepper and Cindy enjoyed a Cappuchino!
After being stuffed, and looking like teletubbies, we were in the process of waddling home, when sarah got sidetracked in the ‘RARE BOOKS’ store.
Anyway, after Rhys had his moment of glory, we trekked to SIZZLERS. The boys were very mature and fitter than I had expected, calling out, ‘Are we there yet’, a few dozen times. =.= After the long, sweltering ordeal, we got in, and paid and sat down.
O.M.G the CHOICE. All you can eat PASTA, or perhaps, NACHOS or if you like, MOUSSE but the one that tickles the most’s fancy was ALL YOU CAN EAT ICECREAM. Oh yeahhh. We were a little feral, and Sam’s manners hadn’t improved one bit:
Sam: ‘ Ready! I’ll be polite now’
Waiter: ‘ May I take your plates now?’
Sam: ‘ YES PLEASE’ *stares boldly at waiter in a way HE thinks was polite*
Sigh, Sam, when will you learn. :D Apologies to Samuel, I always hurt his feelings. Sizzler also featured hilarious conversations on colours of cu and whatnot, Haha, Gaven’s ashamed face :D Priceless. We also spiked drinks with salt and pepper and Cindy enjoyed a Cappuchino!
After being stuffed, and looking like teletubbies, we were in the process of waddling home, when sarah got sidetracked in the ‘RARE BOOKS’ store.
That place, hadn’t been dusted in years, no joke, Rhys’s finger was stained black permantly, just from a bookshelf. Sarah found some retro shakespear and Rhys thought he got a fetish book, but was disappointed when he realized he mis-read the title.
Hustling all those people outta there, I get their tired awsess back home, where they SUDDENLY DECIDED.
IMMOOOOOOTEHP. And MEDJAIIII called them.
So, on the way to buy some delicious cheesecakes from the shop for Gaven and Melanie’s parents birthdays (wow it sounds like we come from the same parents ey!?) we picked up,
(drum roll)
The MUMMY.It was good to see XD I got frightened though, and the BOYS Wouldn’t STOP CHANTING, no matter what they said, as long as it was MEDJIA related, they thought it was hilarious T.T Rhys attempted to scare me with his BREEEE, and resulted in a FACE KO from the remote – that’s what you get for trying to scare a ninja.Rhys and Sam decide it’ll be hilarious to prank Cindy’s mum, moaning ‘IMMOOOOOTEHP’, you should have heard the laughter in the background. XD Classic.
So, after devouring all my brownies and raiding my home, they all scrambled and left: D
But, it was a good day, funny, enjoyable and relaxing. Good to see my manwhores and lovely ladies again. :D
Until next time – tune in with,
Melanie xx
P.S - Tommorrow im uploading the video compilation of the day's events - it's funny and makes up for the lack of pictures :D
fun times =D I was stuffed after sizzlers. poor rhys is being stalked by a scary seedophile :S Damn i wish i coulda stayed for the whole day. oh yeah and we're running out of stock of the godly fruit, need to come scab some more some time.
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