Quick blog because I found out people find me entertaining! Who would'a known - hehe.
(old picture of me, that I, ahem, Melanie likes.)
Yesterday I was sitting at my desk, dilligently studying and being focused, oblivious to all distractions in life. Not. It was more like, I was attempting to work, failing miserably, because all I could think about was how the boys were out at ct! Eventually, I just slammed my books shut, threw on the closest clothes and legged it out of the house. Cool ey! I did something spur of the moment - fun. HAHA, so I got to the city, and met up with the lovely boys. Ahh, I missed you guys :( So I used my female persuasion to get them all to take me to this Art Shop (I needed to buy my brother a pen for his birthday). However, we got fairly lost, well not lost just we went the wrong way. Sorta wandered around the Valley, Rhys was pretty scared. Long story short, we found it, I bought the pen and the boys sat down whining that their feet hurt and it was so far to walk. Ahem, Man up please! I just walked that distance in heels no problem. Conclusion: Guys are pansies....apart from in movies.
Mm, we went to South Bank cinemas and to kill time, I was BOGGLED by epic magic card tricks. Seriously, I thought I was cluey and knew how they were done, but BAM hits the card, and now its red? My head hurts. By now, it was movie time, so the boys loaded me up with thier money and orders to buy them food. T.T Thanks guys. Eric and I stood in collosal line, while he spoke in his secret language to the mysterious ninja on the phone. Yeah, turns out it was his mum, she said hi to me! : D
Oh god, the movie. Shutter Island...OR WAS IT. DUN DUNNNN. Hrmm, I shall help you experience my fear. Now, as you read this, think of Gemma, and how easily spooked she is, how jumpy she is and how pansy she is. Yeah I admit it. =[
The first half of the movie, is filled with suspenseful music and sliding camera movement, whilst the audience sits calmly waiting for the monsters to jump out like in the trailer. Gemma's sitting with her hands on her face, twitching, cringing and internally dying a little. Just a little you know? The boys of course, enjoy making my life hell whenever possible. So throughout the movie, Eric was suddenly grabbing my arm, causing me to jump sky high with fright. Grrr T.T
But I manned up, and this is where all the guys started dropping balls. The movie twisted, twisted with your mind, twisted with all common sense. I shan't tell you how, in case you wish to watch it (trust me - don't) but you spend the second half going WHAT THE FUCK COME ON, ITS A LIE, YOU CAN DO IT GOOD GUY DON'T FALL FOR IT. But you know, there's just no good guy - confusing right? There's no bad guys either. It's so warped and phycological, that you leave there going. Am i Gemma? Who is Gemma? And you ring your parents back home, and when they don't pick up for six rings, you start wondering, 'Do i have a family' 'Has this number ever been activated'
We all stood outside in the rain, solemn, Rhys swaying a little, Sam in denial and me just going skitz saying, 'Haha - Hahaha! Who am I!!!' To my suprise, Tom randomly strolls up, and I'm like, brain snap 'Ehhhhh what?' He says, 'Whatcha doing here? Ash is inside' Time stood still.
'ASHHHHHHHHLEEEEEEEEEYYYYY' I snapped outa my stupor, and ran through the crowds of very confused cinema goers to embrace my sweet woman! Thank you Ass, you saved me from mental-ness (more than I already have). So yup, daddy turns up to take me home, and I wave to everyone, they all say BYE RACHEL. Dad didn't speak one word to me on that car trip. Gemma babbled about how the movie was terrible, and then I lasped into silences staring glassy eyed at the street passing by. Turns out he was pissed with me, but hey - it was just like that scene in the movie....with the violent guy who asked if he could chew on the good guy's eyeball. Did I mention im paranoid about eyes? Eesh.
That is all - Biology calls for me!
Melanie xx
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